Funny Lactose Intolerant Texas Longhorn Cow T-Shirt

Show off your goofy side with this hilarious Lactose Intolerant Texas cow T-shirt! This design features a fluffy longhorn sporting a cap and posing in front of a distressed Texas state outline and vintage tractor labeled “Lactose.” It’s the perfect blend of Western charm and playful farm humor.

Whether you’re a proud Texan, a cow lover, or just someone who can’t do dairy, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs. Soft, comfortable, and ideal for everyday wear—great for rodeos, fairs, casual outings, or gifting to your favorite country-humor fan.

Great for:
• Texans & cow enthusiasts
• Farm and ranch life lovers
• Lactose intolerant friends
• Anyone who enjoys a silly country pun
• Unique birthday or holiday gifts

👋 Welcome to 56th St Apparel!

Thanks so much for stopping by — we’re really glad you’re here! 💖
We are a veteran-owned, small U.S. business offering soft, high-quality apparel printed on premium brands like Bella + Canvas, Comfort Colors & Gildan.

✨ Quality prints, lasting comfort, and honest customer care are always our top priorities. 💯


🛍️ How to Order
1️⃣ Select your size & color
2️⃣ Click Add to Cart
3️⃣ Add a note at checkout for any special requests ✏️


🖨️ Print Details

✔ Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print — no vinyl
✔ Soft feel, vibrant, and long-lasting
✔ Won’t crack, peel, or fade easily


👕 Bella + Canvas Features

* 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors have a cotton/poly blend)
* Soft, breathable, and comfortable all day
* Retail unisex fit
* Pre-shrunk for worry-free washing

📸 Size chart is in the photos — please check before ordering!
Tip: If you want a looser fit, size up one.

📦 Shipping

🇺🇸 Designed, printed & shipped from the USA

⏱ Processing time: 3–5 business days

* USA Delivery: 2–4 business days (with tracking) — FREE shipping 🎉
* International: 10–30 business days — $10 first item + $4.50 each additional


🚫 Returns, Exchanges & Refunds

* We do not accept returns, exchanges, or refunds unless an error was made on our end.
* If there is any issue with your order, please contact us — your satisfaction matters, and we will make every effort to find the best possible solution. ❤️
* Please double-check your size, color, and shipping address before checkout.
* Need help before your order enters production? Reach out anytime — we’re here and happy to help! 😊


🧼 Care Instructions
* Turn inside out • Wash cold • Tumble dry low
* Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design


🖤 Thank you for trusting our small business!

We hope you love your order and would be honored to see you shop with us again.

With gratitude,
The 56th St Apparel Team


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean