Funny Lactose Intolerant Texas Cow T-Shirt, Western Longhorn Tee, Farm Humor Shirt, Texas State Graphic

Show off your goofy side with this hilarious Lactose Intolerant Texas cow T-shirt! This design features a fluffy longhorn sporting a cap and posing in front of a distressed Texas state outline and vintage tractor labeled “Lactose.” It’s the perfect blend of Western charm and playful farm humor.

Whether you’re a proud Texan, a cow lover, or just someone who can’t do dairy, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs. Soft, comfortable, and ideal for everyday wear—great for rodeos, fairs, casual outings, or gifting to your favorite country-humor fan.

Great for:
• Texans & cow enthusiasts
• Farm and ranch life lovers
• Lactose intolerant friends
• Anyone who enjoys a silly country pun
• Unique birthday or holiday gifts

👋 Welcome & Thank You!
Thanks so much for stopping by 56th St Apparel — we’re so glad you’re here! 💖
We’re a veteran-owned small business that takes pride in offering ultra-soft, high-quality apparel you'll love to wear again and again. We use trusted, premium brands like Bella + Canvas, Comfort Colors, and Gildan to make sure every order exceeds your expectations.


🛍️ How to Order
1️⃣ Review the photos & size chart
2️⃣ Choose your size and color
3️⃣ Click Add to Cart
4️⃣ Add a note at checkout for special requests ✏️

🖨️ Print Details
* Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) – no vinyl, cracking, or peeling
* Ink is printed into the fabric for a soft, long-lasting finish
* Designs are scaled for each size to keep the look consistent across all shirt sizes


📏 Fit & Materials
📸 Always check the size chart before ordering!
👕 Unisex Toddler/Youth sizing — true to size (see chart in photos)

👕 T-Shirts: Bella Canvas Toddler & Youth
* Soft, lightweight cotton or cotton/poly blend
* Tear-away label for extra comfort

🧥 Gildan Youth Sweatshirts/Hoodies:
* 50/50 cotton-poly with cozy fleece inside
* Unisex fit with double-lined hood & pouch pocket

🧥Rabbit Skins Toddler Hoodies:
* 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester
* Ribbed cuffs & waistband for a snug fit
* Side pockets + durable stitching
* Medium-weight, cozy, and long-lasting

📸 Always check the size chart before ordering!

📦 Shipping Info
* Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA
* Production Time: 3–5 business days (usually ships within 3)
* U.S. Shipping: 2–4 business days with USPS tracking
* International Shipping: 10–30 business days
* 📬 You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order ships
* Shipping Rates:
* U.S.: Free! 🎉
* International: $10 for the first item, $4.50 for each additional item

🚫 Returns, Exchanges & Refunds
* We do not accept returns, exchanges, or offer refunds unless a mistake was made on our part.
* If there is any issue, please contact us — we want every customer to be
fully satisfied with their purchase, and we’ll make every effort to find a solution.
* Before checking out, please double-check your size, color, and shipping address.
* If you need assistance before your order enters production, feel free to reach out and
we’ll do our best to help!

🧼 Care Instructions
* Turn garment inside out before washing
* Wash in cold water
* Tumble dry low
* Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design

🖤 From all of us at 56th St Apparel — thank you for shopping small and supporting our veteran-owned business! We appreciate every single order and customer.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean