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Introducing our unique and eye-catching shirt for all military girlfriends out there! This shirt proudly displays the hilarious phrase, I legally play with government property. Stand out and show your support with this one-of-a-kind design. Perfect for everyday wear or as a thoughtful gift for your favorite military girlfriend. Get yours today and make a statement!

👋 Welcome & Thank You!
Thanks so much for stopping by 56th St Apparel — we’re so glad you’re here! 💖
We’re a veteran-owned small business that takes pride in offering ultra-soft, high-quality apparel you'll love to wear again and again. We use trusted, premium brands like Bella + Canvas, Comfort Colors, and Gildan to make sure every order exceeds your expectations.

Quality and customer service are at the heart of everything we do. 💯

🛍️ How to Order
1. Click Add to Cart once you've selected your size and color.
2. To order more than one item, just return to the listing or shop and repeat the steps.
3. You can leave us a note at checkout if you have a request or customization in mind! ✏️

🖨️ Print Details
* Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) – no vinyl, cracking, or peeling
* Ink is printed into the fabric for a soft, long-lasting finish
* Designs are scaled for each size to keep the look consistent across all shirt sizes

📏 Size & Materials
* Unisex adult sizing — fits true to size
* Retail fit — we recommend sizing up for a relaxed feel
* Tear-away label for extra comfort
* Material breakdown:
* Solid colors: 100% cotton
* Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
* Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
* Triblend colors: 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon

📸 Be sure to check out the size chart in the photos before placing your order!

📦 Shipping Info
* Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA
* Production Time: 3–5 business days (usually ships within 3)
* U.S. Shipping: 2–4 business days with USPS tracking
* International Shipping: 10–30 business days
* You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order ships
* Shipping Rates:
* U.S.: Free! 🎉
* International: $10 for the first item, $4.50 for each additional item

🚫 Returns & Exchanges
* Because our shirts are custom-made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges or offer refunds unless there was a mistake on our part.
* Please double-check your size, color, and shipping address before checking out.
💬 If you need help and your order hasn’t entered production yet, send us a message and we’ll do our best to make it right!

🧼 Care Instructions
* Turn garment inside out before washing
* Wash in cold water
* Tumble dry low
* Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design

🖤 From all of us at 56th St Apparel — thank you for shopping small and supporting our veteran-owned business! We appreciate every single order and customer.