Dependapotamus Military Shirt: Funny Hippo Graphic Tee

Introducing our hilarious and unique military dependa shirt featuring a playful twist! This t-shirt showcases a cute hippo silhouette and the witty phrase DEPENDAPOTAMUS in bold lettering, sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. Perfect for those with a sense of humor, this shirt is a fun and lighthearted way to show off your military pride. Made with high-quality materials, this shirt is both comfortable and stylish, making it a great addition to your wardrobe. Get ready to stand out and spread joy with this one-of-a-kind tee!


👋 Welcome & Thank You!
Thanks so much for stopping by 56th St Apparel — we’re so glad you’re here! 💖
We’re a veteran-owned small business that takes pride in offering ultra-soft, high-quality apparel you'll love to wear again and again. We use trusted, premium brands like Bella + Canvas, Comfort Colors, and Gildan to make sure every order exceeds your expectations.

Quality and customer service are at the heart of everything we do. 💯

🛍️ How to Order
1️⃣ Choose your size and color, then click Add to Cart.
2️⃣ Want more than one item? Just come back to this listing or visit our shop to add the next one.
3️⃣ Have a special request or customization? Leave us a note at checkout — we love making your order extra special! ✏️

🖨️ Print Details
* Printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) – no vinyl, cracking, or peeling
* Ink is printed into the fabric for a soft, long-lasting finish
* Designs are scaled for each size to keep the look consistent across all shirt sizes

📏 Size & Materials
📸 Be sure to check out the size chart in the photos before placing your order!

👕 Material breakdown for T-shirts:
* Unisex adult sizing — fits true to size
* Retail fit — we recommend sizing up for a relaxed feel
* Tear-away label for extra comfort
* Material breakdown:
* Solid colors: 100% cotton
* Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
* Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
* Triblend colors: 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon

🧥 Gildan Sweatshirt
* 50/50 cotton-poly blend — cozy & soft
* Medium-heavy fabric with ribbed collar
* No side seams for a cleaner look
* Made with 100% U.S. cotton and eco-friendly dyes

🧥 Gildan Hoodie
* 50/50 cotton-poly
* Unisex sizing with retail fit
* Double-lined hood, pouch pocket, tear-away label
* Air-jet yarn = softer feel + less pilling

📦 Shipping Info
* Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA
* Production Time: 3–5 business days (usually ships within 3)
* U.S. Shipping: 2–4 business days with USPS tracking
* International Shipping: 10–30 business days
* 📬 You’ll receive an email with your tracking info as soon as your order ships
* Shipping Rates:
* U.S.: Free! 🎉
* International: $10 for the first item, $4.50 for each additional item

🚫 Returns, Exchanges & Refunds
* We do not accept returns, exchanges, or offer refunds unless a mistake was made on our part.
* If there is any issue, please contact us — we want every customer to be
fully satisfied with their purchase, and we’ll make every effort to find a solution.
* Before checking out, please double-check your size, color, and shipping address.
* If you need assistance before your order enters production, feel free to reach out and
we’ll do our best to help!

🧼 Care Instructions
* Turn garment inside out before washing
* Wash in cold water
* Tumble dry low
* Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the design

🖤 From all of us at 56th St Apparel — thank you for shopping small and supporting our veteran-owned business! We appreciate every single order and customer.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean